The theoretic law is that energy is matter, and that speed gains mass. And it is interesting, because when a body ceases functioning, it decomposes eventually into nothing, returning nitrogen to the earth. So, I want to know why, when I sit, motionless, and do nothing, my *** gets bigger. Shouldn't this general rule of relativity apply to every operation within its dynamic? |||Okay this question is friggin' hilarious, you should really be writing stand-up!
Of course the issues lies with the fact that changes in mass due to motion are only readily measured when you approach the speed of light and therefore you would not be able to measure the changes in mass you might experience due to velocity.
The changes in your *** are unfortunately related to chemistry, not physics. Your body is not a closed system, you put in calories in the form of food and you burn calories by existing (breathing, thinking, working out, etc.) If you put more energy in than you use, your butt gets wider. This has nothing to do with relativity.
Then when you die, your biochemical pathways stop and microorganism metabolize your cells and entropy has its way with you.
Still, if you could write another 15 minutes worth of material like this question, you can totally hit the comedy circuit.|||Lol! Good question. When you get a good answer let me know!
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